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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Rachael Ray, cracker whore.

And I don't mean cracker as in honkey. I mean the damn cracker whore. I can't buy a single box of any sort of crackers without looking at her mug, and going back into the internal debate of whether I think she's doable or not.

Ritz - I'd do her.

Saltines - Notsomuch.

I'm very torn. I can't remember what she looks like on Wheat Thins.

2 comments:

queenlizzle said...

jk and i hate her but we always end up watching her when she's on.

well not ALWAYS. but sometimes. and we both agree that we hate her but then we watch her.

the problem with her looks is her breasts in proportion to the rest of her. they should be MUCH bigger and more together. at the very least the girl should buy a good push up bra.

JK said...

I'd agree on the boobs, I think. I tend to anyway. Boobies.